Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:59 pm Post subject: Starbucks
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I was at the local Starbucks this morning observing as usual. There is this little latin breezy who comes there with a symp friend who sits and listens to her troubles with men.
It occurred to me that women really are Utilitarian in their relationships.
Women actually don’t like other women. With only a few desirable Males around, women are fierce competitors and are not afraid of fighting dirty. All is fair in love and war should be their moto.
How many times have you seen a b*tch look at her “caller id” and say Oh no its so & so, I don’t want to talk to her right now. And that’s her best friend. I’ve seen emergency situations and bitches are with me and they will avoid their best friends.
How many times have you been walking with the b*tch and she will spot her friend and say Oh sh*t it’s so & so…I hope she didn’t see us. And if the other b*tch did see you guy’s your b*tch will put on her Game Face and act like she’s ecstatic to have bumped into her “friend”.
Bitches don’t like each other as much and the NEED each other. Friends are useful. Someone to chat it up with. Someone to compare notes with. Someone to ask favors from. Someone to lean on when sh*t with yo’ ass turns bad. Someone to get leads on other mutha fuckas from. To put it point blank Utilitarian Relationships.
Bitches are also utilitarian in their relationships with men too. They use us pimp style men for great sex and superior offspring. They use the lesser men (symps), lower ranking men for male attention. Women don’t need these fuckers sexual offerings and are actually designed by evolution to not want their sexual offerings. Remember they are programmed to look for the stronger males in the pack.
I feel for the poor symp who is always sitting with this fine assed latina listening to her stories, hoping for a chance that maybe on a good day one day in the far future she might bless him with the possibility of sex